I’ll Be Rooting For Goliath

Sorry, ‘David’, but the guy portraying you… well he’s just not likable. ‘The Rock’, on the other hand, is a quite likable guy.  And besides, anyone who played any part in the annoyance called ‘Twilight’ deserves a fatal beating… if ya hear what I’m sayin’.

Go Goliath!

Dwayne ("The Rock") Johnson to play Goliath and Taylor ("Jacob") Lautner to play David in Scott Derickson's Movie version of Goliath? Exciting news on Scott Derickson’s upcoming movie, Goliath: Dwayne Johnson has been offered the titular role in ‘Goliath’. The 39-year-old actor – who stands at 6ft 5in tall – is an advanced negotiations to play the Biblical character in the Scott Derrickson-directed epic for Relativity Media and Temple Hill Entertainment. Taylor Lautner has been offered the part of David in the classic tale, which is being worked on by ‘Twilight’ producers Marty … Read More

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8 thoughts on “I’ll Be Rooting For Goliath

  1. Mark Stevens 31 Aug 2011 at 8:32 pm

    You’ll be rooting Goliath? That s disgusting!


    • Jim 31 Aug 2011 at 8:38 pm

      team jacob huh? i knew it!


  2. Mark Stevens 31 Aug 2011 at 8:46 pm

    OK, here in Aus rooting means something else entirely! 😉


  3. Paul D. 31 Aug 2011 at 8:52 pm

    I’m cheering for Elhanan!

    Wait, what do you mean he’s not in it?


  4. doug 31 Aug 2011 at 10:03 pm

    Goliath was a misunderstood young man. He just needed the firm hand of a father to guide him. Instead, he fell into the wrong crowd. Remember, losers don’t threaten little shrimps with slingsots.


  5. arenmaeir 1 Sep 2011 at 2:58 am

    We, as authentic Gittites, demand a say in the movie! (and if possible, in the revenues…)
    Aren Maeir, in the name of the Tell es-Safi/Gath team


    • Jim 1 Sep 2011 at 5:37 am

      i think you should get 50%


  6. Emerson Fast 1 Sep 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Eric Bana should be Joab, Brad Pitt Asahel, the Gandalf dude can be King Saul, and some remarkably gorgeous lady would have to be Bathsheba, naturally. Perhaps the chick who did Helen in “Troy.”


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