Here’s a hilarious go at the notion that people only use their iPhone in Church to read the Bible. I especially liked this part-
This is 2011, I can’t be carrying all kinds of bound and printed words on paper. What do you call them again? Oh that’s right, books? Yes that’s it, books, specifically the Bible. I’ve got the entire thing right here on my iPhone. Not only that, I have access to every translation ever written. Can your printed piece of paper magically transport you to the Douay Rheims 1899 Edition of the Bible? I think not and you know how often I’ve got to cross reference a verse during the middle of the sermon and the Douay Rheims is the only one that will “Dou.” See that, a pun? Thank you iPhone!
Fantastic fun! Read it all for a nice chuckle. With thanks to Marc (Mark) Cortez for the tip.