Superman Dustup?

Apparently Superman ‘plans to renounce his US citizenship‘. Might I say, geeky people all consumed with consternation, that

1- Superman is fictional
2- Fictional characters aren’t real citizens
3- Superman can’t renounce what he doesn’t have
4- because he can’t have something if he doesn’t exist
5- And he doesn’t exist because he’s a fictional character

Jumpin’ jehosaphat people are crazy! I suspect the birthers are behind the troubles. It’s the sort of insanity that’s right up their alley.