Wounded by Joel’s Transgressions; Bruised by Joel’s Iniquities

Joel wounds me grievously. And after I’ve been nothing but nice to him!

You know, Jim likes to present to himself as adhering to the Reformation, but he is really just another emergent…

I can only say in response that he might just as well have broken out the M word* and called me that! It’s just as hurtful as the E word! ‘Emergent…’ Gag! I’ve been wounded by Joel’s transgression and bruised by Joel’s vile iniquities. Pray for him… The floodgates of divine wrath are about to descend.

[* – m = mennonite]

About Jim

I am a Pastor, and Lecturer in Church History and Biblical Studies at Ming Hua Theological College.
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2 Responses to Wounded by Joel’s Transgressions; Bruised by Joel’s Iniquities

  1. Joel says:

    Why would I want to call you a Mennonite? I don’t want the ground to open up immediately under me

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