Aside, that is, from their unwavering desire to be #1 (as if… but the effort keeps them healthy). No, the real secret to the young looks of Chris Tilling and James Crossley and Mark Goodacre and the others has been uncovered. They dye their nose hair!
Here in the L’Oreal for Men laboratories, we know how it is, you’ve been around the block a few times, have a perfect family and your career is going great – even if it isn’t quite what you planned when you took that chemistry degree. You’re streetwise but still young at heart. That’s why it can be a shock on that morning when you first spot that embarrassing and unnecessary white nasal hair. And that’s why we developed L’Oreal Men Nose White-Away with its specially developed Nostrilium Hirsutilox (r) formula that will restore the colour of your nasal hair in a range of rich, natural tones and add a glossy sheen and vibrancy to give your greying nostrils that luxurious just-blown glow.
If you want to keep that young look, and you want to be admired and adored (even though you clearly, and tragically, aren’t #1), try L’Oreal’s nose hair dye. It will change your life (but not your visits).
Via David Meadows on FB.