Dear AOL, If You Buy Joel’s You Should Definitely Buy Mine…

Since, as you obviously know, I’m #1.  Joel’s #2.  Which, to be sure, is better than being #10 or #60 or #540.  But, let’s face it, it’s still #2.

And if his is worth $300,000,000 mine’s worth at least 400 mil.

If you pay me that much I will either close down completely (and cut down on the competition for you) or post even more (since I won’t have to do such a thing as ‘work’).  Your choice.

Call me.

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