To: Undisclosed Recipients

This email arrived and it just made me glow with pride… I really am widely desired, aren’t I? And not just by Starbucks tip seeking baristas… No, the fame of my wonderfulness has reached as far as Nigeria!

Hello my dear.
My name is ruth,
i am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile
and will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my e mail box ( am very interested in knowing more about you, and in my next mail i will send you some pictures of mine and tell you more about me, contact me with my email address. Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life.

Thanks waiting to hear from you .through my E-mail (
with love and kisses,
yours ruth.

Oh ruth – everyone’s impressed when they see my profile. And my face too! But the fact that you addressed your letter to people besides me causes me not a little dismay. I thought I was your only true love…

[Are people really stupid enough to respond to that kind of insanity?  If they are, I can only imagine how truly stupid they must be and hope and pray that they don’t breed].

5 thoughts on “To: Undisclosed Recipients

  1. doug 17 Oct 2010 at 7:39 pm

    You should be put on a stretcher and carried to church. Anybody who shows up can douse you with Baptist Holy water. It would be better than for you to stay at home and get email like this. LOL


    • Jim 17 Oct 2010 at 7:47 pm

      satan often tests us when we are weak and sickly…


  2. Bob Schillaci 17 Oct 2010 at 11:02 pm

    I’m sure there will be a request for your credit card number in that next email as well.

    True love is not cheap.


  3. doug 18 Oct 2010 at 12:27 am

    I usually just get the spam letters about a job offer or help me sneak $50 million dollars out of some country and because I am so honest, I can keep part of it. But, I never get the spam email from the hot young woman. She must have heard about the speedos. Get better soon.


  4. Eric Chamblee 18 Oct 2010 at 9:00 am

    At least it wasn’t another offer to increase the size of your ………


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