This email arrived and it just made me glow with pride… I really am widely desired, aren’t I? And not just by Starbucks tip seeking baristas… No, the fame of my wonderfulness has reached as far as Nigeria!
Hello my dear.
My name is ruth,
i am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile
and will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my e mail box (email@example.com)I am very interested in knowing more about you, and in my next mail i will send you some pictures of mine and tell you more about me, contact me with my email address. Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life.
Thanks waiting to hear from you .through my E-mail (firstname.lastname@example.org)
with love and kisses,
Oh ruth – everyone’s impressed when they see my profile. And my face too! But the fact that you addressed your letter to people besides me causes me not a little dismay. I thought I was your only true love…
[Are people really stupid enough to respond to that kind of insanity? If they are, I can only imagine how truly stupid they must be and hope and pray that they don’t breed].