The World’s Most Hideous Sex Offender

That’s a woman?  No way!!!!  No way!!!!!  That’s got to be the most hideous sex offender ever born (as the offspring of Scott Bailey, A Hedgehog, and Jerry Falwell).

And though I normally don’t find myself agreeing with Scott (ok, I do lots of times except when he’s blabbering about Zwingli, a subject concerning which he knows less than Raphael Golb knows about integrity) when he observes

As if being molested isn’t bad enough, some unfortunate got molested by a cross-breeding of …

I have to agree, though when he then lists people he obviously has mistaken as the source of the reprehensible creature he reverts to wrongness.

Fayette county officials arrested a Junction City, Oregon woman Sept. 29th , in West Union for Failure to Comply with the Iowa sex-offender registry. Fayette County Sheriff’s Office received a tip from a citizen, and found Tammie Sue Benson-Whitehead, 48, to be staying at 101 Jones Street, Suite B, in West Union. Benson-Whitehead is listed as a sex-offender for two counts of 2nd degree sexual abuse in 2003.

Come on press, that’s no woman.  Hey wait a minute.  Isn’t Oregon awfully close to Vancouver, Canada.  Which is awfully close to Scott Bailey?  Alas!  Scott!  We’ve found your alter ego!  That’s why you really left hockey isn’t it!!!!!!!

5 thoughts on “The World’s Most Hideous Sex Offender

  1. Eric Chamblee 1 Oct 2010 at 3:58 pm

    For those out there that doubt the existance of Sasquatch, behold.

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  2. Doug 1 Oct 2010 at 4:41 pm

    We call it “Bigfoot” here.

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  3. Jon H 2 Oct 2010 at 5:58 pm

    “That’s got to be the most hideous sex offender ever born”

    No, actually. There’s a guy, a dwarf, with a facial deformity that gives him bulging eyes like a pug dog. Rather sad, actually, because it’s unlikely he’d find a willing partner. I think he groped a nurse at a residential facility for the disabled.

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    • Jim 2 Oct 2010 at 6:01 pm

      thats disgusting. taking advantage of the disabled? that’s damnably depraved

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  4. Jon H 2 Oct 2010 at 7:38 pm

    “thats disgusting. taking advantage of the disabled?”

    No, I think he’s one of the disabled.

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