‘It’? Spray on clothing… And when attendees at biblical studies and archaeology meetings start sporting them I hope I have long since been dropped in a hole in the ground and covered with leaves and twigs or whatever. I mean really- can you imagine Chris Tilling or Christian Brady or, *shiver*, Mark Stevens, or *mouth vomit* Jeremy Thompson in nothing more than spray on fabric?
No friends, some things are just not right and should not only never happen, but never even be considered. And spraying clothes on people is one of those. In fact, it’s at the top of the list.
I mean let’s face it- this kind of thing is bad enough. But can you imagine seeing Tilling and his cohorts walk into a Paul seminar with Paul clothing on? Or *thoughts of selbstmord* NT Wright?????
See? It’s just wrong. The whole prospect…. I must poke out my mind’s eye now.