My Only Refuge… The Knowledge That So They Persecuted the Prophets Before Me…

So when the tools of Satan persecute meek and mild, gentle and warm, friendly and accessible, adorable, giving, and absolutely the least elitist and least condescending person on the planet (i.e., me), I’m not at all surprised.  No, not at all.  That’s what they did to the Prophets before me.  I shall endure their malignancy armed with the certain assurance that they will … well, let me just show you where they’re going…

I just hope you guys have asbestos undies.  On second thought, nah.  Fry baby fry!!!!!

8 thoughts on “My Only Refuge… The Knowledge That So They Persecuted the Prophets Before Me…

  1. Joel 7 Sep 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Maybe the message would have been better delivered had Isaiah tweeted?

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    • Jim 7 Sep 2010 at 5:11 pm

      BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Doug 7 Sep 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Score: Joel -1 Jim – 0

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    • Jim 7 Sep 2010 at 6:17 pm

      what???????

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  3. Jeremy 7 Sep 2010 at 7:42 pm

    Joel, I don’t know about Isaiah, but Proverbs reminds me a lot of Twitter. That’s why it’s such an awesome book.

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  4. steph 7 Sep 2010 at 8:59 pm

    except that Proverbs are proverbial wisdom and tweets are twits proverbial sins – ‘short, pithy…’ fluff.

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  5. Michael Barber 8 Sep 2010 at 12:16 am

    Actually, with all its lurid updates, Twitter reminds me more of Song of Songs.

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  6. Doug 8 Sep 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Joel zinged you. That is why its 1-0

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