Breaking News! The United States Now Celebrates Boxing Day!!!

Who knew that this relic of the British Empire had been adopted at this late date here in the States?  But it has.

How do I know that we’re now celebrating Boxing Day?  Because the banks are closed and so is the Post Office.  So apparently the 26th of December is now some sort of national holiday.

I just wish someone had told me in advance.  I could have saved some gas.