Our dear Joel has posted this every Lent since 2011…
I know a lot of people should take his advice. But all of them are unhinged bloody lunatics who any day may become homicidal sociopaths.
NB- I do not like Joel’s beard.
This is just so very, very true. So very true.
Another home run from our Lutheran friends-
Read it here- you’ll spit coffee on your computer screen, it’s that hilarious.
29-year-old British man, Chris Tilling Matthew Osborne, has been arrested in Australia for allegedly stealing and possibly swallowing a rare pink diamond worth more than A$200,000 (£108,000). Mr Tilling Osborneallegedly went to a jewellery store in Cairns in the state of Queensland last Saturday morning and discussed diamonds with a staff member before snatching one of the stones from her hands and racing away on a mountain bike. The diamond is believed to be 0.31 carats.
Police said X-rays had not revealed whether the diamond was in Mr Tilling’s
Osborne’sbody. Asked whether police were keeping a close watch on his [bowel] movements, Detective Acting Inspector Kevin Goan said: “Most definitely”. ”We hope that he’ll be with us for some time,” he said.
Worst job in the world? Waiting for Chris Tilling to have a b.m. and then searching through it for a stone…
Chris has been spotted on the M1.
A driver has been arrested after motorists on the M1 reported seeing a man driving a van “naked and erratically”. Hertfordshire police said they were called by concerned motorists who reported seeing a man driving a white Ford Transit panel van on the southbound carriageway.
Officers from the roads policing unit attempted to stop the driver but it is alleged he did not pull over. The van was pursued with the help of a police helicopter. The pursuit ended on the north orbital road (A414) near the London Colney roundabout where it connects with London road, St Albans.
The incident happened yesterday afternoon at around 3.30pm. A 55
21-year-old man from Sutton-in-Ashfield, Nottinghamshire, was arrested on suspicion of driving a motor vehicle without its owner’s consent, dangerous driving and failing to stop for police.
Shame on you Chris. Driving erratically. That endangers others!
From Bryan Lewis on the twitter-
Forget TULIP… The new acronym is BACON:
Completely atoned for,
Never falling away.
I’m down with it.