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Before They Blogged: Joel Watts

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Joel drove a truck before he began blogging (and cutting his mullet).  Here he is, pre-spouse, lamenting his latest breakup…

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Written by Jim

October 21, 2014 at 17:19

Posted in Friends, Humor

Lest We Forget…

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Written by Jim

October 20, 2014 at 14:05

Today is a Day of Prayer and Fasting

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Aimed at persuading the Almighty to see to it that Man United loses to West Albion

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To be sure, I wish they were playing QPR and would fall to them, but this is almost as good, fulfilling, and rewarding.*

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* NB- I’m not serious about either the prayer or fasting parts. First, as my theology Prof in College said, ‘God don’t care who wins no ballgame’. And, fasting???? Let’s be serious for a second- I’m Baptist. We don’t fast. we leave that to the silly Papists… But I am serious in hoping that Man United lose. In spite of my love for a couple of their fans.

Written by Jim

October 20, 2014 at 08:30

Posted in Humor, sarcasm, soccer

Perhaps…

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Written by Jim

October 16, 2014 at 10:03

Posted in Humor

Methodists Eat Beards instead of Bread at the Supper

Written by Jim

October 9, 2014 at 15:13

Posted in Humor

Cannibal Butter, or, Joel Watts’ Future (DV)

This cracked me up.

Die Migros hat seit neustem eine Schweizer Bratbutter im Sortiment. So weit, so gut. Wäre da nicht eine etwas gewöhnungsbedürftige Übersetzung. Auf Französisch und Italienisch heisst dieses Lebensmittel «Butter zum Braten von Schweizern».

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One day, DV, Joel Watts will be turned into butter.

Written by Jim

October 8, 2014 at 15:24

Posted in Humor

Caption Karl Barth

Written by Jim

September 26, 2014 at 10:29

Posted in Barth, Humor

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