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Breaking News! Antonio Lombatti Has Experienced Stigmata!!!!!

Posted in Friends, Humor by Jim on May 6, 2014

Here’s his hand which, as you can see, has the stigmata right where they always appear and right where they would never have been on the hands of Jesus of Nazareth…

stiggyAntonio reportedly also saw a vision of the Blessed Mother and received a private revelation (which he hasn’t shared yet).

More anon, as soon as new details of this miraculous apparition come to light (and Antonio goes to the doctor to have that nasty rash checked).

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  1. Antonio Lombatti said, on May 6, 2014 at 12:29

    Here’s the revelations I got from the Blessed Virgin Mary. I’m going to seminary to become a priest, a person deeply convinced of the authenticity of ALL relics, especially of the Turin Shroud. The second revelation I was granted thanks to the suferring of my stigmata is about you: you’re going to found a new megachurch along with Glenn Beck and the heirs of Harold Camping. Orate pro nobis.

    • Jim said, on May 6, 2014 at 12:31

      wow- i hope you’re found to be a false prophet or- as you say- we will both need prayer. and more!

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