It’s simple: title it ‘Emergent Missional Christianity in a Post Apocalyptic Zombie Age: How To Reshape the Faith And Give it More Homosexual and Pop-Cultural Appeal‘.
That covers all the buzz words and, as I said, even if the content is garbage (which it naturally will be given the aim, topic, and title) you’ll sell a gazillion copies simply because you’ll sound hip and with it and contemporary. Be sure, though, to sport a soul patch on your dust-jacket photo and throw in a turtleneck sweater or a Hawaiian themed shirt or even just a plain t-shirt for good measure.
People today love milk and they can’t abide dogmatically solid food. And nothing says the squishiness and insubstantiality of milk like emergent pseudo-theology. Just ask Rick Warren and Joel Osteen.
This will sell better if you manage to get a blurb from Bono on the back cover. The pages need to be sherbet colored, with plenty of white space.
that’s easy- just tell him you worship U2
I wouldn’t call it milk, milk is good… that is hydrogenated vegetable oil
yes but the author of hebrews used ‘milk’ and that’s what i was alluding to…
Jim, milk is a metaphor for the nomadic, wandering desert community, whereas honey is the metaphor for those settled on the western side of the mts, farming. Hebrews today have one of the highest rates of lactose deficiency in the world. Go with the honey you will feel better.