It’s simple: title it ‘Emergent Missional Christianity in a Post Apocalyptic Zombie Age: How To Reshape the Faith And Give it More Homosexual and Pop-Cultural Appeal‘.
That covers all the buzz words and, as I said, even if the content is garbage (which it naturally will be given the aim, topic, and title) you’ll sell a gazillion copies simply because you’ll sound hip and with it and contemporary. Be sure, though, to sport a soul patch on your dust-jacket photo and throw in a turtleneck sweater or a Hawaiian themed shirt or even just a plain t-shirt for good measure.
People today love milk and they can’t abide dogmatically solid food. And nothing says the squishiness and insubstantiality of milk like emergent pseudo-theology. Just ask Rick Warren and Joel Osteen.