Azekah-ites, I beg you- run over to Robert Cargill’s hut and take down his wash and BURN IT! Do civilization a favor, just toss those tie dyes in a pile and send them up in smoke to God. It may not be a legitimate sacrifice but believe me, it will be an act of mercy!
This is an emergency and only you can help! God will bless you if you do… and if you don’t… well let’s just say, you’ve been warned….
- The Cargill’s: Out To Reframe Azekah (zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com)