Do you remember when you were a kid and you’d get a scrapped knee and your mom would rub alcohol on it and then drip lemon juice into it and then take sandpaper and smooth it down and then spray WD-40 on it and then spit on it and then put a band-aid on it? After a few days she’d say ‘we need to take your band-aid off’. ’No’ you’d scream, it will hurt!
She always sweetly replied ‘if we pull it off quickly, it will only hurt for a second. But if we do it slowly, it will hurt longer.’ So off she’d rip it, scab and all and it would bleed profusely and you’d cry and she’d pour boiling water on it and tell you not to be such a baby girl and then send you outside to play in the mudhole where the sewer water collected. Oh for the good old days.
At any rate, this all connects to my decision to vote for Santorum in 2012. America is doomed. So we might as well rip the bandage off quickly and no one is better suited to end the American experiment than Santorum. Why linger and limp along for a decade or so before the country completely and yet painfully slowly sinks into the abyss of third-world-ness? Let’s just get it over with. Santorum is our man.
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Well, I’m convinced.
When I read the title, I thought maybe you were nuts. But, heck, why not embrace our collapse?
Santorum 2012!
Santorum to lead the Sanitarium!
Hoo-hoo!
I can see the bumper stickers now,
Santorum 2012
Annihilation: Yes
Google my name: No
awesome!