Whenever Hollywood tries to tell one of the stories in the Bible, it just can’t stop itself from befouling it with stupidity and dilettantism. Take, for instance, the case of Will Smith and the story of Cain:
Hollywood actor Will Smith has been signed to play the titular role in upcoming movie ‘The Legend of Cain’. The 41-year-old star will play the lead role in the movie based on the Biblical story of brothers Cain and Abel, the star’s representative confirmed to the Entertainment Weekly. The film will be incorporating a “vampiric twist” as in the Bible, Cain kills his brother Abel and is marked by God and sent to wander the earth, a more villainous role than Smith’s usual heroic parts.
Cain the vampire… good grief. Why not just throw the twi-moms in the mix and make Eve such a one. And then have Cain suck out Abel’s blood after he kills him and then go on a killing rampage, eating and drinking his way across Southern California…
What next, the Vampire Bible? A new version of the Bible where Paul is a vampire and he teams up with John to spread vampirism across the Med? Stupid Hollywood.
Jim, this ‘theory’ is old news. Many of the modern day ‘vampire’ clubs, you know the ones, those kids who suck each other’s blood and sometimes kill people, will state that ‘the bible says’ that God made Cain a Vampire. I tried reasoning with one, but he was a little batty.
if that’s so people are even dumber than i imagined.
I truly do not know what to say, except he is chasing the worst movie every made award.
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