Glenn Beck University is hiring teachers. Of course, if at least one did not come from Texas, that would be the seventh sign of the Apocalypse. … Beck hired David Barton, a religious snake oil salesman who has actually made a living with his proud Oral Roberts University degree by selling his services as an adviser on far right wing nuttiness to political consultants. David tells them how to talk to snake handlers, foot washers, and speaking in tonguers and slick them out of their vote. … David is teaching Faith 1, 2, and 3 at Beck University. I guess he didn’t know enough to teach level 4.
Don’t worry though, it’s all legitimated through ‘accreditation’. As long as Beck can pay the fees. Which, of course, he can.
