If oil comes up from the ground, why does it matter if it lays on the ground? Won’t it just seep back to where it belongs? Eventually?
And if electric cars are somehow better for the environment, why is it that they are charged for the most part by coal fired plants which produce electricity which those electric cars use for fuel?
If an atheist dies in the woods, does anyone hear him scream?
Why does England brag so much about its football when it can’t deliver the victory? When was the last time the Brits won the World Cup anyway?
If abortion is ok, why don’t abortion providers kill their own children?
If government is so good, why does Samuel rail against it so and why does God respond to Samuel that with a King the people receive the punishment they so richly deserve?
If an atheist screams in the woods, does anyone care?
If women are supposed to be more nurturing then men, then why do the Catholics and the Baptists bar them from the Pastorate? After all, most Church members want a mother more than they want a Prophet. They want to be ‘comforted’ more than they want to be challenged.
If Harvard is such a good school, how come there aren’t any good theologians or biblical scholars coming from there?
Why would anyone want to wear a beard in the summer? Especially the women who do…
Why have I spent a fortune on books when they are just a pain to move and when I die, no one will love them like I do.
These are just some of the questions that keep me up at night…
I only somewhat worry about the last, “books”.. will my son’s care to even read them when I am gone? And the last great British theologian & biblical scholar, whould be a debate!?
We only need to be concerned about now. Speaking of books, wasn’t there a caption contest a while ago in which a certain Doctor said he may give away a book? At least the good doctor could tell us which of the captions won. Did I miss it? I was gone for a week.
yes you recall correctly. and especially the word ‘may’… ah the subjunctive…